i have 5 rules memorize them!
Rule number one: don't bother sucking up i already hate you that't not gonna chance.
Trauma protocol, phone lists, pagers
Nurses will page you, you answer every page at a run, a run.
that's rule number 2.
Your first shift starts now and lasts 48 hours.
You're interns, grunts, nobodies bottom of the surgical food chain.
you run labs, write orders, work every second night until you drop and don't complain.
ON CALL ROOM attendings hog them sleep when you can where you can.
Which brings me to rule number 3, if i'm sleeping don't wake me unless your patient is actually dying.
Rule number 4: the dying patient better not be dead when i get there not only would you have killed someone, you would have woke me for no good reason. WE CLEAR!  
YES, 
You said 5 rules that was only 4.
rule number 5: when i move you move!